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7. @dori-jamesmedlin1630, @baldurdashe, @karldomogalla2058 – September 24, 2026 (Boyfriends of Famous Women w/ Lisa Gilroy) New Gen
Five minutes in, and they’ve established a new religion; 7 mins in, and I already feel like I’m having a stroke ♥️; 10 minutes in, and I want to call the police on all of them.
Honorable Mentions
[Tied 1st]
sapphic antics: Filed under: content that makes me grateful to be a lesbian
[placed 2nd]
calliefornia: I’ll tell you what’s bed bath and be ass me
[Tied 2nd]
Yvonne: Damn, gonna have to postpone watching the aftershow, I’m carving “real news, real tits, real hair” onto a bean atm 😔
[Editor’s choice: Love the combination that won. This one also made me laugh so hard.]
@Gash3d: Can’t believe cannabutter is real. I love earth
6. Jane Keast – September 17, 2026 (Movie Cowboys) New Gen
Willing to hat
Honorable Mentions
[placed 2nd]
@michaelviveiros1003: Do we think that’s an accent on Patrick, or is he being choked out by his hat strings?
[placed 3rd]
Hannah Banana: I love my curvy wife
[Editor’s choice: on topic for the era and unique homage to the pod; placed 7th]
El: Artist on Artist on Artist on Artist slowly turning into custard on custard on custard on custard
5. Zara – September 10, 2026 (Sci-Fi Show Reboot) New Gen
Directions unclear I’m now announcing I’m bisexual 😕
Honorable Mentions
[placed 2nd & Editor’s choice: I personally feel like it encapsulates the ep while paying tribute to the pod itself 🙌🏻]
Rin: artists space on space artists space on space artists space on space artists
[placed 3rd]
@HarrisonFletcher2049: You better believe we’re holding space for this show
[Tied 3rd]
Sapphic Antics: The sleep paralysis toy maker feels like an x file
4. Zara – September 03, 2026 (The Look: Back To School Special) Special Gen
I’ve had flu medicine and I finally feel like Barbara Anne.
Honorable Mentions
[Placed 2nd]
Sammyfein: Where were you when we found out that Deena Marie has a secret cat and how betrayed did you feel?
[Won YouTube poll]
@HarrisonFletcher2049: we’re so back (to school)
[Tied YouTube poll]
@OtherCalzoneKid: The Lemon DiLemon musical establishes that Barbara Ann DeLite was born in 1910, making her 116 years old.
[Editor’s choice: I personally thought this was hilarious]
@fr4nkensk4nk: i am obsessed with AI standing for An Insult
3. Angela Giarratana – August 29, 2026 (Food Court Summer) Special Gen
Hey guys, I’ve never commented on one of these before but I’m breaking that to say, I’m sorry for this one.
Honorable Mentions
[2nd most highly voted]
@WowAVeryLargeDog
choke on the mic is the new “fight in frame girls”
[Tied with 2nd, received last vote]
@haniheeyah
#WhoDidIRawdogInThatTruck?… 🤨
2. Jane Keast menchies@menchies.com – August 20, 2026 (NPR Hosts) New Gen
The concept of being suicidal in a salmon shirt
Honorable Mentions
[Bc this one is super relatable to the ep and the following Patreon convos]
“I wonder if they’ll ever say their names … I almost hope they don’t” – also Jane Keast
[Because it was second most voted]
“Fink doesn’t die; it reinvents itself” – Calliefornia
& [Because I forgot to even add this one to the bracket 🥲]
“These artists love chard” – yet another Jane Keast (save some humor for the rest of us!)
1. Rin – August 14, 2026 (Solo Shows) Old Gen
Are you taking dramaturg applications
