(this is obviously entirely satire, and it’s a reference to the Method Actors Aftershow where the artists found out that Kylie couldn’t remember her email password, so kept using the podcast email address to order random things off of DePop and stuff, and someone commented under the vid “I wish we could add Kylie’s passwords to the Wiki for her so she couldn’t lose them” and y’all got a kick out of it, so here’s this; I present to you!!!! KYLIE’S PASSWORDS!!)
| Company/Website | Password | Kylie’s Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Taxes | hOtcocoAiSth3hot3st71$$ | Username: KylieBrakeman5 |
| gIngersnApjuIce8765100 | ||
| Patreon | subScribeplziluvDynasty555 | |
| DePop | loStinw8nderl4nd! | |
| Chewy | fluffylittleguY# | Not sure why I have this account, I don’t remember doing this. |
| Kawaii Pen Shop | helLokitTy33 | For sissy’s xmas gift |
| Studs | sparklYtwinKly11! | EARRINGS!!! |
| Overstock.com | gimMedatcouch!35 | |
| Bed Bath & Beyond | PumpkinSpicecAndles1234 | |
| Min & Mon | NYbagsbciluvny | Kitschy. From the New York subway sign up code. Deal was dogshit. |
| PayPal | bluedolphins4lyfe | |
| Venmo | plzsendm$ney#crickets | |
| Spotify | theBestPodEvrrrrx4 | |
| FY | itemitemitemitemzzzfyi | |
| BlueSky | 4ofthebestscientistseverinonesky#### | |
| Threads/Instagram | thisismeitisI! | Gotta get back on threads |
| oldgrandpayounggun777 | ||
| Pepper | ittybittylittletinysmallbr4s | Idk how this happened, but it’s for the TikTok account for the itty bitty tt club |
| Kate Spade | geturbaggurl!!!sparklesparkly5 | I don’t even online shop this much |
| Boris FX CrumplePop | newcharacteRnamewhodis? | I don’t know who this is |
| SkyHorse Publishing | BooksBooksBooKsinmyBaG | Okay, so we have this?… |
| iCloud | adDicteeeed2shopping4bags | |
| Kohl’s | bossdivaslay22 | |
| Ralphs Rewards | yumMyyummytreaTs4me | |
| UK Radio stuff | aHoymateys!imbritish! | |
| Parking | thisisapassword4myparkingaccounttoparkmycaronthesideofthisroadyeshello | bc LA street parking has accounts now |
| Target | Bullseyethegoodboy111# | |
| Trader Joe’s | dealofthedayflyer3 | |
| La Cañada tour bus | birthdayhat&&&boxxedwineeee | happy birthday to me |
| Super secret files for POTW 🤫 | potwpotwPOTWthattimeoftheweekTHISweek!#&*$ | Do not show this to anyone!!! If ur looking; look away. |
| What’s it for? | Password | Kylie’s Notes |
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