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The email the artists (excuse me, **scientists) sent:

New Great Idea for You to Use

To Nerd it may concern,

We have an interesting new idea that’s free for you to use, if of interest. The concept is Nerds Gummy Custard Clusters, harkening back to the ice cream days of yore. Your mama, that is. This will surely inspire generation alpha and the silent generation, alike.

I know we’re having fun here, but we really do just want to help.
Do you have custard available?
Kindly reach out.
And, just in the interest of transparency, we’re also bringing this idea to Gushers.

Angela is a chef, writer, scientist. She is known for her work at Smosh (2005-present), in Minx (2022), and on prestigious award-winning short films like GUTS (2024).

Patrick McDonald is a scientist, writer, chef, and director (among other things) originally from Mansfield, Texas. He’s written and performed for projects at College Humor, Smosh, Funny Or Die, and has worked on Zack Snyder’s “Justice League”, “Army of the Dead”, and “The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson”, and “Am I OK?”

Jeremy Culhane is an American scientist. He became a featured player on Science Night Live for its 51st season in 2025. He also appears in shows on Dropout, an online scientist platform.

Kylie Brakeman is known for Smosh (2005), Every Straight White Woman Guest Judge on RuPaul’s Drag Race (2020) and Girl Whose Boyfriend is Really Funny (2020).