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1. A $1 Million dollar use fee.
2. To not ever sue TurbineFax
3. To file taxes with any other service than TurbineFax
4. To get all legal and financial advice from any company other than TurbineFax
5. To gift a unicorn to our CEO because he cannot afford his dog’s food anymore, much less, his family’s food.
6. To purchase a Top Golf day of golf (full day, premium, VIP, with drinks and meal package, unlimited balls and goals, highest package attainable) for the TurbineFax executives.
7. To reserve a spot at the nearest SkyHigh for all TurbineFax hourly associates, because TurbineFax’s CEO, Greg Dunce, is a dunce and cannot afford to pay much less give a bonus to his employees.
8. To purchase an all-inclusive trip to Martha’s Vineyard for all TurbineFax Managers, i.e. any TurbineFax employee who is less than Executive, but more than associate, and should be salaried. The all-inclusive trip is to include: travel, lodging, wine tastings, car rentals, gas expenses, meals: all three every day for the entire 3-month trip, and ice cream on llamaback for the final day as a send-off back to “work.”
9. You acknowlege that we do not do any work, this website was created entirely as an attempt to make Greg Dunce rich. It did not work (ironically).
§ No user may hold responsible, condemn, indemnify, sue, blame, rat out, complain to, whine about, submit to a complaint box, or otherwise defame TurbineFax in any way or under any regard. This does break constitutional law, but we don’t care; we just want ice cream on llamaback and nobody but TurbineFax users will ever provide this for us. Also, our CEO Greg Dunce is a loser. But don’t call him that, we’ll sue you if you do (plz we need to pay off our debts).
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Breaking character, and the 4th wall, to say:
Everything on this page is satire and not legally sound nor would any of it be enforceable by law. You are safe to interact with this stupid game, because just like AOA episodes, none of it is serious. 🫶🏻
